19 best funny quotes for you

1.For Men Who Think A Woman’s Place Is In The Kitchen.Best quote collections

2.Why Does A Woman Work Ten Years To Change A Man’s Habits

3.If Your Fridge In Empty You Are Lonely

4.Before Marriage, Roses Are Red, Sky Is Blue, You Are Beautiful

5.It’s Funny How We Can Remember The Lyrics To Hundreds Of Songs. quote of the day for you

6.As You Get Older Three Things Happen, The First Is Your Memory Goes~Norman Wisdom

7.I Have Read And Agree To The Terms Of Use

8.Yes I Was In Love, But That Was Yesterday

9.There Are Three Sign Of Old Age ~ Red Skelton

10.The Word Listen Contains The Same Letters As The Word Silent

11.Women Complain About Premenstrual Syndrome

12.I Never Miss A Chance To Have Sex Or Appear On Television

13.I Hate Weddings, Old People Would Poke Me Saying

14.I Hate Math, But I Love Counting Money

15.Dear Math, Stop Asking Me To Find Your X

16.Dear Math, Grow Up And Solve Your Own Problems

17.Is There Life After Death

18.The Risk I Took Was Calculated, But Man, Am I Bad At Math

19.Never Start A Project Unless All Resources Are Available